Sweetie!
I miss you so much, don't you miss me? Well, my family says hi and that you should come back which I totally agree on. How's teaching in Columbia? I bet that you love your students. Okay, so the other day I was gossiping with Shelly about stuff and we got into this long discussion.
She starts telling me about Jake. Remember him? He was the one that was all religious since he was born but never became a preist or anything. Remember his story? Shelby told us tat a friend of hers, Kelly, was pregnant and she was all like, "I'm a virgin like mary, It's not my falut." I mean, can you believe her? I told Shelly that I honestly thought that she was full of it. But whatever, seriously. Anyway, we talk about Jake and his story and stuff. So she's all telling me about how she thinks we got here.
So she says like were here because like god started creating stuff like right and wrong and stuff. I was all, whatever. Then we got into a discussion because she said Jake was considered God's son since he made the world and I said it was ONLY after his baptism, and she didn't even mention it the entire time we talked. I got so angry you would not belive! The whole time she was talking of how awsome he is because he's like a god and he's all holy and stuff and I was all, "psh, girl please." I honestly think that he's just full of himself because if he really was all special and holy and all nice, he would've cared more about God and talked less about himself. He was really self-absorbed. He always talk's like, "I am so awesome" or "The strangest thing happened to me the other day." me me me me me...
Shelly got so mad at me that she just covered her ears and started yelling, "LaLaLa, I can't hear you!" for a while. She even thought of not giving me a pink present this christmas. Could you imagine if she really didn't? I'd get so depressed it's not even funny. Oh, that reminds me, we have to see eachother this christmas, and my parents want to spend thanksgiving with you and your family. Everything is all planned out. Did you hear about Shelly's grandpa? Apparently it was like a week ago. I feel so bad for her.
So, back to what we were talking about. Since she was all, "I know the whole bible by heart", I decided to challenge her. I asked her if she knew who went to Jesus' tomb after his death. she said that the Virgin Mary and Mary Magdalene. I couldn't be happier to prove her wrong so instead of just telling her we went to Jake's and we asked him. He said that she couldn't be more wrong, that it was only Mary Magdalene. I was all LOL. It was so funny.
Okay, so I know that you don't care about Shelly and you care even less for what she has to say buy I was dying to write you. You can ask anyone, the past four months I've been all, "OH MY GOD, I miss him too much!" Write back!
XOXO
jueves, 22 de enero de 2009
martes, 13 de enero de 2009
Luke-Time Flies
Jesse,
Long time, no see. I hear that you have moved to Colombia. I decided to write to my old friends from college, especially since the whole information boom here in Sydney. Since you’re so far away, I guess I’ll fill you in.
It turns out that in Perth lived two women, Liz and Joy. They were neighbors. They were the very presence of irony. Liz wanted children but was barren and couldn’t, although she tried and tried; and Joy was a virgin and didn’t plan on trying anytime soon. One day, neither of them felt well so they went to the doctor together. It turns out they both were pregnant. They called the doctor an angel. I call it a medical marvel. Liz’s husband, Steve, goes into shock and stops talking. Some say that it was God’s way of punishing him for not believing. When his son, Albert, was born he prays out loud to god and gets his voice back.
Later Joy and her boyfriend, Bob, went to Sydney where they had their son Alan. They thought he would be a very spiritual child but nothing compared to what he turned out to be. As an adult, Alan went to get baptized by no other than Albert. After that Albert gets arrested. Alan ties to go back to Perth but is rejected for being too into himself. In that case , he wanders to other places where he does things that only Chris Angel can explain.
Even though some people don’t like him his popularity grew. Maybe some publicity stunt of people spreading the word of how they didn’t like him so much that some started to believe the opposite. Because of this he got three key followers which followed everywhere. Alan despite of how hated he is manages to give a speech declaring his rules and to “do good to those who hate you 6:27” After preaching way too much he has now preachers who follow his every word, though still many people were disbelievers. He announces a final judgment to his followers. To all of what he says God wants. All this by preaching in the temple and many other places. Coming Passover he has a supper with his 12 followers and have wine and bread symbolizing his bread and body.
Poor Alan is then confronted by the whole town and crucified. Before he asks God for their forgiveness because they don’t know what they’re doing. Three days later, women followers go to his tomb and don’t find him. They say they found a ladybug who said he resurrected. They found this weird but later found him as he said, ““in his name to all nations, beginning from Jerusalem. You are witnesses of these things” (24:47–48).”
So, what's new with you?
Long time, no see. I hear that you have moved to Colombia. I decided to write to my old friends from college, especially since the whole information boom here in Sydney. Since you’re so far away, I guess I’ll fill you in.
It turns out that in Perth lived two women, Liz and Joy. They were neighbors. They were the very presence of irony. Liz wanted children but was barren and couldn’t, although she tried and tried; and Joy was a virgin and didn’t plan on trying anytime soon. One day, neither of them felt well so they went to the doctor together. It turns out they both were pregnant. They called the doctor an angel. I call it a medical marvel. Liz’s husband, Steve, goes into shock and stops talking. Some say that it was God’s way of punishing him for not believing. When his son, Albert, was born he prays out loud to god and gets his voice back.
Later Joy and her boyfriend, Bob, went to Sydney where they had their son Alan. They thought he would be a very spiritual child but nothing compared to what he turned out to be. As an adult, Alan went to get baptized by no other than Albert. After that Albert gets arrested. Alan ties to go back to Perth but is rejected for being too into himself. In that case , he wanders to other places where he does things that only Chris Angel can explain.
Even though some people don’t like him his popularity grew. Maybe some publicity stunt of people spreading the word of how they didn’t like him so much that some started to believe the opposite. Because of this he got three key followers which followed everywhere. Alan despite of how hated he is manages to give a speech declaring his rules and to “do good to those who hate you 6:27” After preaching way too much he has now preachers who follow his every word, though still many people were disbelievers. He announces a final judgment to his followers. To all of what he says God wants. All this by preaching in the temple and many other places. Coming Passover he has a supper with his 12 followers and have wine and bread symbolizing his bread and body.
Poor Alan is then confronted by the whole town and crucified. Before he asks God for their forgiveness because they don’t know what they’re doing. Three days later, women followers go to his tomb and don’t find him. They say they found a ladybug who said he resurrected. They found this weird but later found him as he said, ““in his name to all nations, beginning from Jerusalem. You are witnesses of these things” (24:47–48).”
So, what's new with you?
The Beginning Of Spam By: Mark
Yo Tangen,
How’ve you been? Just checking up on you, thought I’d let you know what sort of stuff has been going on around here. I guess I’ll have to tell you the whole story.
So this guy moves in next door, Martin, and we get along right? So I invite him over to have a couple of beers and all of a sudden I see that he’s real messed up. So he starts telling me about this dude who’s like the 14th generation of this really important business guy , what’s his face (I forget his name). Anyway, so this guy Bob, he’s the 14th, so he’s good looking, you know, good with the ladies. So he gets to this chick, this typical good girl that he can’t have, her name is Joy. So they start talking and they get together as a couple. So here comes the important part. After two weeks or so the chick calls him up and she’s all like, “I’m pregnant”. But the thing is they never had sex so it can’t be his. So she says that god “sent her” the baby or something. This kid bolted out of there. Then this angel thing comes up and convinces the guy to get back together.
When they went on vacation to a little island near Madagascar Joy went into labor. They get through it together and call the kid Alan. Apparently, rumors started spreading that he would be as powerful as Bill Gates. The Indian chief guy got pissed that another white guy would take his territory so he commanded all habitants of the island to kill all babies who were born boys. (Are you getting freaked out? Me too at first but the whole story is weird so get used to it.)
Anyway, they got freaked out and went back to Perth, Australia but later moved to Sydney where the kid could grow up. Of course he had to follow his mom’s footsteps, a weird little kid. he’s such a goody-too shoes; he even wanted to get baptized. Supposedly, when he camee out of the holy water God said, “This is my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased.” Chap. 3: 17
So the kid is now a man and is starting to get his act together. Then this whole thing about right and wrong starts going and of course Satan is in there because every good story has to include him right? So this Alan guy starves himself for forty days and nights to prove a point or something. (I think it was a lame excuse to lose weight.) At the end he wins and starts teaching al this moral crap which you and I wouldn’t go for; all this stuff about God and how to be good by giving your best to other people and respecting, all this sort of hippie vibe towards other people.
Some guys follow his “teachings” and stuff and become like his disciples. Simon, Andrew and James. Of course the hippie thinks Simon isn’t a worthy name so he is re-named Peter. After hiking and giving a speech, (more like a sermon) at the top of the mountain stating his “rules” of life, more people follow. (Especially because he starts doing all these so-called “miracles” on his way down.)
The people who don’t like the kid start telling him he’s getting mixed with the prostitutes and landlords, he could care less. He gets all mushy gushy and says his disciples are his family now. He keeps on making these rules and making them harder to follow. The people who hated him hated him even more. They got the power to crucify the kid; they went old school on him.
For his last meal instead of throwing this last feast he eats bread and drinks wine symbolizing his blood and his body. (that narcissist…) So he prays to his so-called father (God) to see if he could change his fate, turns out he’s screwed. After being crucified he 3 days later he’s “reborn” or whatever .
I asked the guy next door, this Martin I asked him , “How do you know this?” and he’s all, “a friend wrote it to me in a letter and I had to retell it so you have to also.”
So here you go Tangen you have to keep it going, Good luck!
P.S. This sound familiar, doesn’t it? Oh, by the way remember, this is all with my italian mafia-ish accent.
How’ve you been? Just checking up on you, thought I’d let you know what sort of stuff has been going on around here. I guess I’ll have to tell you the whole story.
So this guy moves in next door, Martin, and we get along right? So I invite him over to have a couple of beers and all of a sudden I see that he’s real messed up. So he starts telling me about this dude who’s like the 14th generation of this really important business guy , what’s his face (I forget his name). Anyway, so this guy Bob, he’s the 14th, so he’s good looking, you know, good with the ladies. So he gets to this chick, this typical good girl that he can’t have, her name is Joy. So they start talking and they get together as a couple. So here comes the important part. After two weeks or so the chick calls him up and she’s all like, “I’m pregnant”. But the thing is they never had sex so it can’t be his. So she says that god “sent her” the baby or something. This kid bolted out of there. Then this angel thing comes up and convinces the guy to get back together.
When they went on vacation to a little island near Madagascar Joy went into labor. They get through it together and call the kid Alan. Apparently, rumors started spreading that he would be as powerful as Bill Gates. The Indian chief guy got pissed that another white guy would take his territory so he commanded all habitants of the island to kill all babies who were born boys. (Are you getting freaked out? Me too at first but the whole story is weird so get used to it.)
Anyway, they got freaked out and went back to Perth, Australia but later moved to Sydney where the kid could grow up. Of course he had to follow his mom’s footsteps, a weird little kid. he’s such a goody-too shoes; he even wanted to get baptized. Supposedly, when he camee out of the holy water God said, “This is my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased.” Chap. 3: 17
So the kid is now a man and is starting to get his act together. Then this whole thing about right and wrong starts going and of course Satan is in there because every good story has to include him right? So this Alan guy starves himself for forty days and nights to prove a point or something. (I think it was a lame excuse to lose weight.) At the end he wins and starts teaching al this moral crap which you and I wouldn’t go for; all this stuff about God and how to be good by giving your best to other people and respecting, all this sort of hippie vibe towards other people.
Some guys follow his “teachings” and stuff and become like his disciples. Simon, Andrew and James. Of course the hippie thinks Simon isn’t a worthy name so he is re-named Peter. After hiking and giving a speech, (more like a sermon) at the top of the mountain stating his “rules” of life, more people follow. (Especially because he starts doing all these so-called “miracles” on his way down.)
The people who don’t like the kid start telling him he’s getting mixed with the prostitutes and landlords, he could care less. He gets all mushy gushy and says his disciples are his family now. He keeps on making these rules and making them harder to follow. The people who hated him hated him even more. They got the power to crucify the kid; they went old school on him.
For his last meal instead of throwing this last feast he eats bread and drinks wine symbolizing his blood and his body. (that narcissist…) So he prays to his so-called father (God) to see if he could change his fate, turns out he’s screwed. After being crucified he 3 days later he’s “reborn” or whatever .
I asked the guy next door, this Martin I asked him , “How do you know this?” and he’s all, “a friend wrote it to me in a letter and I had to retell it so you have to also.”
So here you go Tangen you have to keep it going, Good luck!
P.S. This sound familiar, doesn’t it? Oh, by the way remember, this is all with my italian mafia-ish accent.
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